About Me

David has over 946 days of experience in unemployment. There he has been responsible for sorting sock drawers, and making sure his kids don’t go to school with their shirts tucked into their underwear.

Prior to that, he did a bunch of stuff in marketing but, apparently, wasn’t very good at it. Because it always ended with him standing in the driveway, holding a cardboard box with a dead plant he’d been trying to resurrect the past six months.

David then went on to launch an initiative to perfect the afternoon nap, and write about his findings on TheManwifeChronicles.com.

David wrote his first book, The Manwife Chronicles – As Pantless as I Want to Be, the inspirational story about a squirrel living with diabetes. It went on to almost become a New York Times Best Seller.

David currently resides in the Washington D.C. area with his wife, two kids and Gus, his invisible pet unicorn.