As Pantless as I Want to Be

 

When you’re unemployed pants are like days of the week – meaningless. For almost two years I found himself unemployed, sorting my wife’s underwear and trying to dress the kids so they wouldn’t get stuffed in a locker. So I did what any person would do without adult conversation all day – I took to the Internet.

The book is a compilation of funny, random daily questions I posed to to a bunch of people I have no emotional attachment to on Twitter, and my “correct” answers, which explains why I still don’t have a job. The Manwife Chronicles – As Pantless as I Want to Be shows my creative genius once freed from the grasp of pointless, life-sucking meetings. Hire me.

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“I read it in one sitting and laughed pretty hard the entire time (I actually had a couple coughing fits from laughing so hard). It’s quite witty in the usual style I’ve come to expect from TheManwife.” - This Guy from the Internet

“I stayed up later than I should have last night thinking I would start this book and read a bit before going to sleep. Instead, I finished it all in one sitting while having a few too many laughing fits in the process — resulting in me getting banished to the couch to finish reading.” – Book Dads

“What else could an unemployed father of two do with his time after he’s folded that fitted sheet? His manwife productivity couldn’t end there. So he writes a book of humor and sarcasm which I can definitely relate to.” – Someone who read the book

“Funny, witty and CLEARLY someone is missing out on not hiring this guy. And he is incomprehensibly handsome. Clearly corporate america is just intimidated by his awesomeness. And ability to fart glitter. Although, it is a pain to clean up around the office.” – David Kaa, Not a NYT Best Selling Author

“I was reading this at the cafe the other day and received many an odd look for laughing out loud amidst the quiet conversations. Justin Halpern, eat your heart out.” – Mags Hoop